About me
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Monsters simply cannot be countervailed with gold. They are to blame for everything: Vanished cookies, torn wallpaper, bedraggled carpets, scratched CDs; short: Any kind of bad behaviour. Would they not exist - we would have to invent them! Because they don't exist, they constantly get reinvented.
I do not stick to monster conventions, do not want do swear or spill my chocolate milk, but am nice and tidy and always say please when I want something.
Welcome to my world,
